Talk like a Pirate 2009

Talk Like A Pirate - Vic cooks Salmon.

September 19, 2009

A pirate walks into a bar…

Bartender: "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened?

You look terrible."

Pirate: "What do you mean?"

Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

Pirate: "We were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

Bartender: "But what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

Pirate: "We were in another battle. I got into a sword fight,

and my hand was cut off, so I got fitted with a hook."

Bartender: "But what about that eye patch?"

Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up

and one of them went to the bathroom in my eye."

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