Talk Like A Pirate - Vic cooks Salmon.
September 19, 2009

   

           

   

   



       

 



 

   

   







A pirate walks into a bar...
Bartender: "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened?
You look terrible."

Pirate: "What do you mean?"
Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
Pirate: "We were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
Bartender: "But what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
Pirate: "We were in another battle. I got into a sword fight,
and my hand was cut off, so I got fitted with a hook."
Bartender: "But what about that eye patch?"

Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up
 and one of them went to the bathroom in my eye."

Bartender: "You're kidding. You lost an eye from that?"
Pirate: "It was my first day with the hook."