Talk Like A Pirate - Vic cooks Salmon.
September 19, 2009
A pirate walks into
Bartender: "Hey, I
haven't seen you in a while. What happened?
You look terrible."
Pirate: "What do
about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
Pirate: "We were in
a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I got into a sword fight,
and my hand was
cut off, so I got fitted with a hook."
Bartender: "But what about that
Pirate: "Oh, one
day we were at sea and a flock of birds
flew over. I looked up
and one of them went to the bathroom in my eye."
kidding. You lost an eye from that?"
Pirate: "It was my
first day with the hook."